Clients from Hell

I love all my clients. Promise!!!  But I appreciate the fact that some of you my colleagues are not as fortunate…..

Here is a really cheerful website (provided you are not on the receiving end).

Here is a snapshot:

CLIENT: Can you give me the phone number of someone on your team who will actually answer my calls? You never seem to.

ME: That’s because you  call between 12am and 7am. I’m sorry, but that’s usually when I’m sleeping.

CLIENT: That makes no sense.


ME: What we do here takes a lot of effort; you can’t just ask for something and not provide any details.

CLIENT: Ha, effort! You’re funny.

ME: Well, if it didn’t take effort, why couldn’t you do it yourself?

CLIENT: I have a life and a job. I’ll go find someone that will do whatever I tell him.