Clients from Hell
I love all my clients. Promise!!! But I appreciate the fact that some of you my colleagues are not as fortunate…..
Here is a really cheerful website (provided you are not on the receiving end).
Here is a snapshot:
CLIENT: Can you give me the phone number of someone on your team who will actually answer my calls? You never seem to.
ME: That’s because you call between 12am and 7am. I’m sorry, but that’s usually when I’m sleeping.
CLIENT: That makes no sense.
ME: What we do here takes a lot of effort; you can’t just ask for something and not provide any details.
CLIENT: Ha, effort! You’re funny.
ME: Well, if it didn’t take effort, why couldn’t you do it yourself?
CLIENT: I have a life and a job. I’ll go find someone that will do whatever I tell him.